Steak is useful for exercising incisors, muffling trumpets, and reducing swelling from black eyes caused by trying to eat steak with one's eye. Put steak to its prototypical use with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of steak and seafood during dinner at The Open Hearth in Taylors.

Chef William Brown, who has been helming The Open Hearth's kitchen for 35 years, grills fresh catches and sears steaks to such juicy perfection that they earned Fox Faves' Best Steak award in 2010. Small plates include broiled or fried scallops ($8), or a crispy lettuce wedge with a generous sprinkling of blue cheese and bacon crumbles ($5). Let your eyes rove over the main menu's list of scrumptious offerings, which include a tender filet mignon cozied up in the tender embrace of bacon ($25). South Carolina fried chicken ($15) maintains peace between territorial onion rings and gerrymandering steak fries. A full bar and extensive wine list allow patrons to pair their meals with quaffable selections or cap off meals with stirring performances of "Flight of the Bumblebee" on empty wine glasses.