To subvert grumpy monarchs, angry medieval youths scrawled condiment graffiti such as "Fran Tanner has plague" or "the king is a jerk" inside their sandwiches. Dig beneath lettuce to bring history to light with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of fresh sandwiches, salads, and more at The Ord’s in New Braunfels. The Ord’s serves up made-from-scratch sandwiches on freshly baked bread, crisp salads, cookies, and more. The simple yet substantial menu features a long line-up of sandwiches in three sizes, including the locally revered turkey bacon ranch ($4.89–$10.99). The hearty vegetarian sandwich pleases plantavores with extra-large portions of three cheeses, lettuce, tomato, and onions ($3.89–$9.49). Bunless meals include the chicken salad salad, which artfully combines chicken salad and layers of veggies, unlike traditional chicken chicken salad, consisting of a thigh and a drumstick balanced atop a preservative-injected lettuce leaf ($4.98). The Ord’s also sells homemade cookies ($0.75–$0.79) and sides such as stuffed jalapeños ($0.65). Dine in for a quick dinner, or take a midday meal to go for a fresh-baked alternative to well-intentioned but palate-depressing ice-cream taco Lunchables.

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A whopping 95% of Urbanspooners like The Ord's.