What You'll Get
Like house parties, massages give people an excuse to forget about everyday stresses and fall asleep on someone else's table. Attend a fettle-ready fiesta with today's Groupon for massage services at The Owl Massage & Spa LLC on Willamette Street. Choose between the following options:
• For $42, you get a one-hour hot-stone massage (an $85 value).
• For $42, you get a one-hour ashiatsu barefoot massage (an $85 value).
The newly opened Owl Massage & Spa LLC caresses spines and sinews with a full complement of sensory massages. Hot-stone massages target pressure points on the back with the soothing touch of warmed stones, which can relieve sore muscles or be used to melt Barbie dolls together into a mutant, life-sized Barbie. Gripping overhead bars, ashiatsu barefoot massage therapists apply pressure to becalmed bodies using the contours of their feet and their own weight to loosen tight muscles from head to toe. After the massage, mollycoddled muscles can settle back into their normal routine of stretching, contracting, and throwing dishwashers down staircases.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 6, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must cancel by 6PM the day before appointment. New clients only. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.