One or Two 50-Minute Myofascial-Release Massages at The Pain Free Institute in Hershey

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Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today's Groupon to The Pain Free Institute in Hershey. Choose between the following options:

  • For $35, you get one 50-minute myofascial-release massage (a $75 value).
  • For $69, you get two 50-minute myofascial-release massages (a $150 value).

At The Pain Free Institute, the massage therapist improves body function while easing the aches and pains that stem from ailments ranging from headaches to fibromyalgia. During the myofascial-release massage, practiced hands use deep-tissue techniques to target the fascial and soft connective tissues that act as caches for accumulated stress spawned from physical exertion, emotional tension, and existential pondering. The therapist then uses a combination of methods to hone in on sources of pain and imbue muscles with the consistency of fluffy whipped cream, lending the body a more relaxed demeanor and better buoyancy when placed in coffee drinks.

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Feb 29, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older or have guardian consent. Treatments are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

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