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What You'll Get
The ancient Romans were known to be fond of a bronzed complexion, as it was the only way they could tell their real elected officials from their evil statue dopplegangers. Let the real you shine through with today’s Groupon to The Palms Tanning Resort, with locations in Greenwood Village, Highlands Ranch, Aurora, Castle Rock, and Denver. Choose from the following options:
- For $24, you get one month of Jamaica-level tanning (a $49 value).
- For $43, you get one month of Hawaii-level tanning (an $89 value).
- For $69, you get one month of Tahiti-level tanning (a $149 value).
- For $58, you get three months of red-light therapy (a $117 value).
- For $79, you get six months of red-light therapy (a $174 value). <p>
The Palms Tanning Resort helps pale people escape both stress and pallor by inviting them to bask in private tanning bungalows with island-like thatched roofs and hand-cut bamboo walls. German- and Italian-made beds comprise tanning packages named for various tropical destinations, and customers can opt to upgrade their packages for an additional fee. Jamaica-level tanners gain access to the Cobra SX tanning bed, where they can repose beneath powerful fluorescents and listen to the unit’s accompanying soundtrack of snake-charmer remixes. Hopping over Mexico and into the Pacific, Hawaii-level tanning utilizes the adjustable facial rays of the Starflight tanning bed and the Lotus bed, both capable of bombarding cheeks with more or less light to create even distribution of melanin throughout the skin. The spaceship-like P90 pod, available to Tahiti-level users, enhances its powerful lamps with built-in amenities including aromatherapy, dual air conditioners, and quadruple misters that dust dermises with much-needed hydration after constantly rewatching the ending of Old Yeller. Tahiti-level guests also have access to the UV-free Mystic Tan spray tanning system, which uses a streak-free sunless solution to bronze bodies.
For those looking to soak up a more youthful demeanor, red-light therapy filters out harmful wavelengths of ultraviolet radiation to bombard cells with a crimson tide of rejuvenating rays. This energy purportedly stimulates collagen production in subsurface skin, diminishing the appearance of wrinkles, age spots, and the damage caused to the body by foolish dares to kiss the sun.
In addition to the flora-like construction materials that comprise each bungalow, palm trees and tropical flowers burst from the corners and walls of all of The Palms Tanning Resort’s locations. A theater wall displays soothing beach images, such as sunsets slipping beneath a watery horizon or the rhythmic rise and fall of crashing waves, supplemented by the sound of water trickling from a 9-foot waterfall. Each room is also equipped with a personal AM/FM CD stereo with headphones, which allows guests to choose their own tunes or opt for the sound of ocean waves crashing on the shore.
The Fine Print
Expiration varies. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate first session for 1-month tanning and 3-month red-light therapy options by 5/2/12. Must activate first session for 6-month red-light therapy option by 8/1/12. Valid only for option purchased. Monthly packages cannot be frozen. No substitutions. Red-light therapy options not valid at Palms III location. Passes are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.