Like a colony of swooping seagulls, unwanted hair can ruin beach vacations and scare the family dog. Clear away overgrown skin foliage with today's Groupon: for $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments at Skin Revolutions at the The Pearland Clinic in Pearland (up to a $1,200 value). This Groupon is valid for the treatment of the full face ($400/treatment), lower face ($225/treatment), upper lip ($80/treatment), chin ($80/treatment), side burns ($75/treatment), under arms ($250/treatment), or basic bikini area ($200/treatment).
Skin Revolutions, an enclave of skin aesthetics within The Pearland Clinic, tends to the needs of the human body's largest organ with a tag team of modern technology and a professional staff. The skin clinic's lasers were sent back through time to terminate unwanted hair quickly and safely using tough yet gentle photons that harmlessly pass through the skin and directly impact hair follicles for long-lasting hairlessness. On women, technicians can evict pesky hair from the bikini line and pancreas. Men can choose to exile errant threads from the lower face and beneath their pinky toenails. A doctor is always on hand to monitor treatments, and lasers are calibrated for empathy and small talk. The follicle-fighting sessions take 30–60 minutes, depending on the size of the treatment area.
Skin Revolutions at The Pearland Clinic schedules hair-removal appointments every day but Sunday and Laser Independence Day. Clients can expect to spy smooth, sleek skin after three–six sessions and can purchase up to two Groupons for maximum results.
The Pearland Clinic
Dr. Kris Patel’s journey to The Pearland Clinic began upon his graduation from India's Bangalore University in 1990, before whisking him across the ocean for further study at the Fort Wayne Medical Education Program. After a brief detour to Bloomington, Indiana, he finally set up permanent practice in Houston in 1998, where he has been practicing family medicine ever since. The polylingual doc––who speaks Hindi, Gujarati, Spanish, and English––specializes in skincare, allergies, and pediatric and adolescent care, and also treats those in need of urgent care for minor emergencies, such as injuries or swallowed pride. The clinic also boasts an aesthetic branch, where visages are revamped by certified aestheticians who perform chemical peels, facials, and microdermabrasion treatments as well as cosmetic enhancements, such as permanent cosmetics and tattoo removal.