Unlike a sand witch, a sandwich doesn't have the power to turn men into sand and sand into poisoned glass. Let a sandwich cast a devastating spell on hunger pains with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $14 worth of sandwiches and drinks at The Pickle.

Serving more than 33 sandwich, salad, and soup options, The Pickle is a haven of fruit, meat, and veggie-filled lunch packets. Capricious creations include the fiesta chicken sandwich, a spread of bacon, cheddar cheese, barbecue sauce, southwest dressing, red onion, and cilantro on toasty bread ($7.99), and the candied-pecan fields of the strawberry chicken salad ($6.19). All-day breakfast sandwiches ($3.49) can restart the day at 3 p.m., and homemade pies can convince even the surliest sweet tooth to chew thoroughly. The Pickle also caters to lunch-break munchers with its boxed lunches, combining a half sandwich and pickle or large salad with chips and a cookie ($6.99–$7.49). The casual restaurant’s speedy staff will be sure to get your midday meal in your hands faster than the speed at which electricity flows through copper wiring.