Humanity's earliest gifts were gag gifts in nature, as evidenced by the recent discovery of Neanderthal bones located near primitive cans packed with sabretooth tigers and Hypercolor loincloths. Discover the primal joys of funny objects with today’s Groupon: for $8, you get $20 worth of apparel, gear, and novelty merchandise at The Pipefitter on State Street.
For more than 35 years, The Pipefitter has made it easy to keep cheeseheads under constant surveillance with Wisconsin-centric apparel and gear, as well as novelty items of all funnybone-tickling settings. The Cheesehead baseball cap ($12.95) and Cheesehead can cozy ($12.00) ensconce both your idea-generator and your bad-idea generator in a block of yellow dairy curd. Lactose-intolerant sports fans can fly more local colors with a classic Bucky Red shirt ($12.95), or eschew team loyalties entirely for a more populist sentiment ($12.95). The Pipefitter also proudly carries the wares of Madison's most famous publication, The Onion. The optimistic I Wish I Were Dead mug ($7.95) and shindig-appropriate I Enjoy Drinking Beer pint glass ($8.95) enable you to speak your mind, even when your mouth is full of liquids.
Along with clothing, the Pipefitter stocks all the essentials for living a hilarious life. Bacon floss ($4.95) keeps teeth clean the delicious way and is recommended by nine out of 10 lumberjack dentists. Otherwise, sweet-talk your way into the Mounties with Look and Feel Canadian breath spray ($4.95), or elude past versions of yourself with a week's worth of stylish mustaches ($6.95). The Pipefitter also metamorphoses into a Halloween shop every autumn.
520 State St.
Madison, Wisconsin 53703Get Directions