What You'll Get
Running was popular in Europe long before it caught on in America, which is why most races are measured in kilometers and why most of the Pilgrims were eaten by bears. Race to the top of the food chain with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $32 for race registration for one ($65 value)
- $59 for race registration for two ($130 value)
Outfitted in their best pirate get-up, participants join fellow runners to race through a series of obstacles on August, 17th at Kensington Metropark. The park charges a $5 parking fee to all visitors.
As of July 22, 2013, this event has been canceled.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 17, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Registration required. Must register by 8/1/13. Must sign waiver. Race must be attended by the same person(s). $5 park entrance fee not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About The Pirate Run
On August 17, Kensington Metropark will play host to a horde of salty dogs competing in The Pirate Run. A nautically-themed obstacle course, the event invites competitors to don kerchiefs, corsets, and eye patches and compete under the banner of the Jolly Roger. The race features five kilometers of pirate-worthy challenges such as the Abandon Ship wall-climb, the frisbee-focused Gold Doubloon Toss, and the Defeat Jack Sparrow pirate shooting gallery, where they can take down buccaneers and ne'er-do-wells with tennis balls and Victorian insults. And the obligatory plank-walking obstacle adds a few twists to the classic scenario by requiring the cooperation of teammates, or at least a recently conscripted crew, to overcome it.
At the finish line, organizers hand out best-dressed prizes to pirates and wenches, as well as an award for most creative team name. Awards are doled out at the after party, which features live music, a Talk Like a Pirate Contest, and beverages over which runners can recount the harrowing tales of their race.