Bodies benefit from routine maintenance, unlike priceless works of art which significantly depreciate in value after a green-tea facial. Touch up corporeal masterpieces with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a one-hour pod treatment spa package at The Pod Regeneration Center (a $400 total value). The package includes:
- Oxygen pod treatment, plus oxygen facial and collagen lip and eye therapy (a $150 value)
- Coconut-oil rub (a $25 value)
- Body wrap (a $50 value)
- CO2 stem-cell facial (a $75 value)
- Oxygen-inhalation therapy (a $25 value)
- Scar therapy (a $25 value)
- $50 gift certificate to use for future treatment (a $50 value)
The Pod Regeneration Center ushers customers into rejuvenating, futuristic pods that help reduce pain, assist with weight loss, tighten skin, and detoxify blood and organs. The one-hour med-spa treatment kicks off with a 40-minute dip into the oxygen pod, where LED lights team up with vibration and oxygen therapy to infuse and detoxify soul sacks and infrared lights assist with weight loss and alleviating pain. The procedure strives to break down fats and help relieve pain, in addition to firming, moisturizing, and composing haikus to skin. During the pod-soak session, a collagen mask covers the eyes and lips, allowing epidermises to absorb the firming agent. An aesthetician administers oxygen via a nose tube for a bout of oxygen-inhalation therapy, which can boost alertness, strengthen the immune system, aid in memory recall, improve sleep, and smooth the digestive process—perfect for sleep-eating while reciting poetry during a dodge ball game. Meanwhile, concentrated oxygen is pumped directly onto the skin during the oxygen facial, designed to reduce the appearance of wrinkles and evict bunches of stored acorns.
The pod engineer also slathers carnal shells in coconut oil before administering a body wrap designed to detoxify and contour forms. The CO2 stem-cell facial envelopes countenances in a special mask that works to revitalize and moisturize more effectively than a jarring slap from a vaseline-coated glove. CO2 gel is also applied to scars and blemishes before the area is blasted with pure oxygen designed to help the skin cells regenerate. Each Groupon customer gets a $50 credit to use for a future treatment.
The Pod Regeneration Center
Blending traditional and modern holistic spa services with NASA research and advanced, noninvasive technology, the beautification gurus at The Pod Regeneration Center spruce up physiques within private capsules. The oxy pod stands as the center's flagship treatment machine, surrounding bodies in a spherical enclosure designed to tighten skin, ease pain, target fat, and reduce stress from upcoming performance reviews and hours spent disarming bombs on live television. The pod's LED lights help to boost immune systems and abate pain, and traditional spa facials, peels, and body wraps terraform uneven skinscapes.
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