What You'll Get
Bodies benefit from routine maintenance, unlike priceless works of art, which significantly depreciate in value after a green-tea facial. Touch up corporeal masterpieces with today’s Groupon to The Pod Regeneration Center. Choose between the following options:
- For $99, you get a one-hour pod-treatment spa package and a $50 gift certificate to use for future treatment (a $400 total value).
- For $229, you get three one-hour pod-treatment spa packages and a $50 gift certificate to use for future treatment (a $1,100 total value).<p>
Each package includes:
* Oxygen pod treatment, plus oxygen facial and collagen lip and eye therapy (a $150 value)
* Coconut-oil rub (a $25 value)
* Body wrap (a $50 value)
* CO2 stem-cell facial (a $75 value)
* Oxygen-inhalation therapy (a $25 value)
* Scar therapy (a $25 value)
The Pod Regeneration Center ushers customers into rejuvenating, futuristic pods that help reduce pain, assist with weight loss, tighten skin, and detoxify blood and organs. Following a brief consultation, the med-spa treatment kicks off with a 35-minute dip into the oxygen pod, where LED lights team up with vibration and oxygen therapy to infuse and detoxify soul sacks as infrared lights assist with weight loss and alleviating pain. The procedure works to break down fats and relieve pain, in addition to firming, moisturizing, and composing haikus to skin. During the pod-soak session, a firming collagen mask covers the eyes and lips. An aesthetician administers oxygen via nasal cannula for a bout of oxygen-inhalation therapy, which can boost alertness, strengthen the immune system, improve sleep, and smooth the digestive process. Meanwhile, concentrated oxygen vaporizes directly onto the skin during the oxygen facial, designed to reduce the appearance of carbon dioxide-breathing wrinkles.
The pod engineer also slathers carnal shells in coconut oil before administering a body wrap designed to detoxify and contour forms. The CO2 stem-cell facial envelops countenances in a special mask that works to revitalize and moisturize more gently than a slap from a vaseline-coated glove. CO2 gel is also applied to scars and blemishes before the area is blasted with pure oxygen designed to help the skin cells regenerate. Each Groupon customer also receives take-home crystal collagen eye-masks as well as a $50 credit to use toward a future treatment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 24, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About The Pod Regeneration Center
Blending traditional and modern holistic spa services with NASA research and advanced, noninvasive technology, the beautification gurus at The Pod Regeneration Center spruce up physiques within private capsules. The oxy pod stands as the center's flagship treatment machine, surrounding bodies in a spherical enclosure designed to tighten skin, ease pain, target fat, and reduce stress from upcoming performance reviews and hours spent disarming bombs on live television. The pod's LED lights help to boost immune systems and abate pain, and traditional spa facials, peels, and body wraps terraform uneven skinscapes.