Though using quantum-leaping lasers to divide segments of the space-time continuum would theoretically capture a slice of life, it could implode the universe. Safely and professionally preserve moments and memories with today's deal: for $69, you get a 30-minute in-studio photography sitting (a $75 value), a CD/DVD of print-released digital images (included in sitting fee), and one 8"x10" print ($25) with retouching ($50) from The Portrait Shoppe Photographers in Hicksville. Additional images can be retouched for a discounted rate of $35 each.
The Portrait Shoppe's shutterbug squad has captured the likeness of athletic legends, enigmatic celebrities, and ordinary people getting married. Put their nurturing directorial skills and time-freezing talents to the test by having them coax natural smiles out of your newborn, soon-to-be mom, high-school senior, pets, or family. You can also use your session to commemorate the joys of marital engagement or the promise of potential in a post-graduation smile.
After you pick your most photogenic pose, the aesthetic wizards at The Portrait Shoppe will retouch it so that it’s a vibrant piece of portraiture worthy of printing and mailing to Patricia Arquette. And, with digital copies of the session's images, you'll be free to spread your likeness across the Robo-Pony Express. Appointments are required, so call ahead to set up your session.