A mouth full of sweet treats is content and silent, whereas an empty mouth easily becomes bored, hurling out random insults and biting strangers. Keep your mouth happy with today's Groupon to The Purple Pie Lady, with delivery within Broward County (or beyond, at charge of $0.25/extra mile). Choose between the following options:
- For $12, you get $25 worth of holiday treats.
- For $25, you get $55 worth of holiday treats.
The Purple Pie Lady's staff bakes sundry sweets, rolling out such treats as pies, cakes, cookies, and quiches. The Halloween edibles haunt mouths with fondant pumpkins ($10/dozen) and chocolate-covered skeleton-finger pretzel sticks ($20/dozen), and Sincredible pies ($12), which bubble with apple, pecan, and strawberry rhubarb, sweetly crescendo feasts or bites of beef jerky. Jamaican-inspired sweets ($5+) let nibblers sample island flavors without gnawing on sand, and cookies ($7+/lb., usually 18) roll into mouths in flavors including oatmeal, white chocolate macadamia nut, and dark chocolate.
Cupcakes and cakes ($20+ for 6” rounds) grace tables in fluffy forms including german chocolate and lemon, or in vegan or gluten-free flavors such as vegan vanilla or gluten-free red velvet. Cakes of either variety can be frosted with buttercream, fondant, or marzipan, and personalized with artistic flourishes to reflect the season or a passion for accounting.