What You'll Get
Home-delivered meats bring nomadic eaters into civilized territory, saving hours of tirelessly searching the wilderness for elusive pork chops and shrewd beef patties. Enjoy the fruits of modernization with today’s Groupon: for $114, you get your choice of a massive protein package of 24 steaks or a 46-piece package of gourmet pork or chicken at The Ranch Steak Company (up to a $265 value). Optional delivery is available for an extra $15.
Stock up for warm-weather grilling or cold-weather meat-igloo construction with a bounty of USDA-graded steaks, including four bacon-wrapped 7-ounce fillets, four 8-ounce beef-steak fillets, four 7-ounce Angus beef strips, four 7-ounce chuck flat-iron steaks, six 8-ounce pure chopped beef steaks, and two 17-ounce t-bones. Opt for avian eats with the chicken package, featuring nine 5.3-ounce individually wrapped oven-brown, honey-mustard, southwestern, italian, and lemon-pepper boneless breasts (45 pieces total), with 3 pounds of chicken-tender fritters. Or, partake in plentiful pork portions with eight 5-ounce country-style ribs, six 8-ounce stuffed bone-in pork chops, four 12-ounce boneless pork tenderloins, eight 5-ounce boneless pork chops, four 14-ounce boneless seasoned pork roasts, and 16 4-ounce italian sausages.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 29, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Valid in-store or delivery. Additional $15 charge for delivery required. Must show valid ID. Order 2 weeks in advance for delivery. Delivery valid only within 15 mi of warehouse. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.