What You'll Get
Dust contains a bewildering variety of substances, from hair to discarded elbow teeth from the holidays. Corral interior tumbleweeds with today’s deal: for $99, you get three hours of house-cleaning from The Real Housekeepers of East Greenwich (a $210 value). The Real Housekeepers service Kent, Providence, and Washington counties (other areas available upon request).
Eschewing hazardous chemicals, The Real Housekeepers' founder Michelle Snoeren uses 100% natural cleansers to tailor each cleaning to the homeowners’ health needs, specifications, and ticklishness of their chandeliers. Customers can devise their own chore list for their nonfictional housekeepers, either by specifying problem rooms and their least favorite shade of gray, or by bullet-pointing tasks such as de-cheesing the microwave turntable and bathtub-ring removal.
After exiling dirt, scrubbing grime, and correcting floorboard overbites, Michelle might add luxury touches like fresh flowers before tossing smoke pellets at her feet and vanishing in a cloud of potpourri. The Real Housekeepers arrive armed with all the products and equipment they'll need for the job.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 5, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. 48hr cancellation notice or $25 fee may apply. Valid only for Kent, Providence, and Washington counties; other areas available upon request. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.