After centuries of failed whack-a-mole hammering and snake-charmer flute blowing, spa therapists finally stumbled upon the ideal clogged-pore treatment after an exfoliating pie fight gone wrong. Enjoy the latest pampering technology for your skull's windshield with today's Groupon: for $60, you get your choice of one of three facials at The Red Bloom Wellness Spa (up to a $150 value), located in Bethesda.
The Red Bloom Wellness Spa utilizes organic, all-natural, and sustainable products in its spa services to bring bliss to bodies bruised by the foam baseball bats of time, sun, and irritation. Groupon users can opt for one of three facial treatments at Red Bloom. The Replenish treatment ($120) gets in the face of your face with hydrating healing to dampen its desert-dry patches. The Refine treatment ($130), aimed at oily acne deposits along skinscapes, minimizes pores, stabilizes the skin's oil production, and lessens irritation. Rounding out the options is the Restore treatment ($150), which reverses time's ravages on the skin with antioxidants and plant-based enzymes that de-wrinkle fine facial lines.
All treatments are administered in The Red Bloom Wellness Spa's tranquil chambers, accented by the aroma of organic oils and the sound of trickling water. The staff of highly trained therapists and holistic healers is ready to coax comfort and relaxation from the body's tension-filled jack-or-jill-in-the-box.