What You'll Get
If comic books have taught us anything, it's that getting zapped with mysterious rays always gives you crime-fighting abilities—in this case, superhuman smoothness. Let your skin fulfill its dream of pummeling two-bit hoodlums with today's Groupon: for $189, you get five laser hair-removal treatments at The Regimen (up to $700 value), located in Walnut Creek.
This Groupon is valid for five hair-vaporizing sessions in one of the following areas: full face, neck, chin, upper lip, back of the neck, side burns, underarms, abdominal strip, or bikini line. The Regimen Spa uses Elos laser technology, which combines laser light energy with radio frequency to form a one-two punch of follicle-blasting firepower. Leading off, the laser removes most of the thick hair and then radio frequencies step up to eliminate any remaining, defiant peach fuzz and lighter hair. The system effectively seeks and dissipates hairs of any color (including blond) protruding from skin of any tone (including Barney purple). The five-session siege on unwanted whiskers is sufficient for long-term smoothness.
The laser light show will be conducted by 10-year veteran Dr. William Phillips, an expert in the business of science fiction turned reality. Rely on his expertise to restore a bodily zone to its original, factory smoothness. Call ahead to schedule an appointment.
All five treatments must be used toward one area.
Reviews
Though The Regimen does not yet have many reviews, four Yelpers give it a five-star average:
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 27, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy mult. as gifts. By appt only. 48-hr cancellation policy or $50 fee charged. Valid only on 1 area including face, neck, chin, upper lip, back of neck, side burns, underarms, abdominal strip & bikini. Not valid w/ other offer Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About The Regimen
A trio of aestheticians helms The Regimen, where they personally pamper clients with an array of treatments while sharing a philosophy of consistency, education, and visible results. The cosmetically savvy triumvirate wields equipment such as DermaSweep, a vacuum pump that gently exfoliates skin, to enhance youthful appearances. Similarly, Endermologie delivers a deep-tissue massage to increase blood flow and boost movement and synchronized dance routines in the lymphatic system. After viewing before-and-after digital photos snapped by the accommodating staff, clients come away from treatments with proof of the effects.