What You'll Get
Like bidets, courtesy, and TiVo, personal assistants are a traditional necessity that many have forgotten amid the hectic bustle of modern life. With today's Groupon, $35 gets you four hours of service from The Riley Group, up to a $200 value. The Riley Group can assist with notorious calendar cloggers, including paying bills, grocery shopping, or blasting off mass emails.
Taskmistress Valerie created The Riley Group in 2007 to help meet the needs of a busy society. Her staff includes professionals with years of experience in client relations, small-business management, and personal-assistant work. From drafting thoughtful thank-you notes to planning Royalist-themed birthday parties, the list of offered chores is figuratively endless. Customize your own itinerary, and The Riley Group will see to every detail. Redeem this Groupon all at once or in hourly increments over multiple sessions.
Nowadays, people's lives are stuffed with rewardsome friends, family, and work, so they have less time to spend on trivial tasks such as picking up dry cleaning, buying gifts, returning clothes, and outpatient surgery. If you've ever wondered why famous people use personal assistants, you must not be using your imagination to imagine why famous people use personal assistants. While your personal assistant is cooking you an 18-course meal based on Anthony Bourdain's dreams, you could be toasting a cherry Pop-Tart over a bedroom fire. During the time it takes your personal assistant to repeatedly stow and unstow items that need regular room rotation, you can move to Jamaica or build an exact replica of the Alamo with Lincoln Logs. The tasks you dread the most—such as organizing personal finances, buying new pants, and establishing alibis—can all be done by a personal assistant while you pursue your true calling, committing pants-related finance crimes.
- The Riley Group came into a HUGE mess in our new offices. In less than a week we were totally organized, had a plan of action and are able to focus on gaining new business instead of the disaster in our space! We love them! – K. Melby, ORMCA
- We have entrusted the Riley Group to handle all aspects of our financial analysis for over 2 years. They are always just a phone call away and they never let things slip through the cracks. We don't know how we would sleep at night without their service! – T. Furniss, Plum Tree Partners
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 2, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. May buy multiple as gifts. Regular rates will apply for service past 4 hrs. Subject to availability. Available in Pasco, Hillsborough, Pinellas, and Hernando counties. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.