What You'll Get
If comic books have taught us anything, it's that getting zapped with mysterious rays always gives you crime-fighting abilities—in this case, superhuman smoothness. Let your skin fulfill its dream of pummeling two-bit hoodlums with today's Groupon: for $199, you get three laser hair-removal treatments at The Sarum Room Laser Clinic (up to a $600 value). This deal is only valid for underarm, bikini, face, chin, sideburns, and full-bikini laser hair-removal treatments.
The Sarum Room, founded by registered nurse Chantal Ward, employs state-of-the-art laser technology to dramatically reduce body-hair growth in its patients. Using the virtually pain-free Soprano XL laser hair-removal system, The Sarum Room's staff of skilled hair hunters will remove a chinchilla-colony's worth of body hair from select epidermal regions. The laser—actually just pulsating light—heats up melanin contained within the hair, stunting hair growth. With the three laser hair-removal treatments offered with this deal, you'll be well on your way to wearing a sleeveless tuxedo without fear of underarm hair-prompted mocking, or you can take to the beach with a follicle-foiled bikini line, allowing for all eyes to only be on your totally sweet facial tattoo.
As a bonus, The Sarum Room is offering discounts on up to six additional treatments beyond the three covered in this deal: get half off underarm, bikini, face, chin, and sideburns treatments and 45% off full-bikini treatments. Groupon purchasers can also get half off of one microdermabrasion treatment (request this while booking your appointment). Turn your hide over to The Sarum Room for a space-age slicing down of skin fringe.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 7, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 as gifts. Valid only for the following areas: Underarm, bikini, face, chin, sideburns, and full bikini. No cash back. Must make appointment 48-hour in advance. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.