What You'll Get
Without plants, there would be no oxygen and nothing to prevent bunnies from discovering that humans taste delicious. Arm yourself against cotton-tailed carnivores with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a design consultation and a custom 24"x36" landscape design from The Secret Gardeners (a $950 value). This Groupon is valid in Boston and its suburbs, the South Shore, and Cape Cod.
With 16 years of experience under their trowel-holding belts, The Secret Gardeners confidently craft lush lawn landscapes. To start the design process, designers first ferret out the client's most deeply repressed gardening desires during a free initial consultation, when they'll evaluate the site, take photos, and commence relocation negotiations with the elf community living on the projected site of a new patio. Then after two–three weeks, they'll return to present a working design plan that arranges plantings, patios, and pergolas into a customized backyard Shangri-la. Diagrams in hand (a $60 average value), clients can argue the finer points of shrub placement with their designer, who will return to the site after the initial consultation to hand-deliver the design (a $50 average value for travel).
In all, each designer will invest seven hours to craft a pocket-sized Eden ($120/hour average). If clients like what they see, the designers can also offer estimates of how much it will cost for The Secret Gardeners' army of installers to construct backyards tulip murals of Napoleon on horseback.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 25, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household, 1 additional as gift. By appointment only. New clients only. Valid only within Boston and surrounding suburbs, the South Shore, and Cape Cod. Not valid with in-progress designs. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.