The mighty shoe has been called the carriage to the foot, a fashion-forward receptacle of phalanges, and the durable bread between our butter-heels and bacon-sidewalk. Today's Groupon dresses your walkers with $70 worth of shoes, plus apparel, handbags, scarves, and more at The Shoe Club for $35. Update your aesthetics and then cross off your style checklist with the pen you keep between your nimble toes to do crossword puzzles on public transportation.
Until the day when society accepts the naked parading of feet of all ages, footwear will remain a social must. The Shoe Club is one-stop accessorizing with its robust shelves of shoes and goodies. The shop carries shoes by Toms, Pediped, Luciano Padovan, Boutique 9, Dolce Vita, and many others. Like a plant in a sun chamber, your foot-digits will blossom under the possibilities of chic, versatile new styles. If you redeem your Groupon within one week of purchase, you'll be treated to a complimentary glass of wine before hopping into a Pediped FLEX Dylan Boot ($57) or a Carbonia dark cranberry shoe by Palladium ($50).
The Shoe Club doesn't limit itself to shoe peddling. When your handbag becomes boring and faded to the point that nothing will climb inside it, pick a new bag with elegant storage selections from Lodis ($38–$69), Melie Bianco (currently on sale for $39–$42), Sunny Mays (on sale for $29.70–$35.40), HOBO International ($51–$148), and more. The Shoe Club also offers collections of jewelry to help make your neck look brand new and highly decorative, like an ostrich wearing a peacock necklace.
Expensive and dangerous body-swap procedures don't have to be the only answer to tired fashion. With subtle spritzes of ornamentation, you can reclaim your look and steer it down the glorious avenues of blinding fashion light to a futuristic land where feet are all housed in spectacular coverings cobbled by handsome scientists.