Studies show that a high percentage of Americans considers themselves overweight and that an even higher percentage considers themselves being heckled by extraterrestrial shadow puppets. Alter self-perceptions with this Groupon: for $899, you get eight Lipo-Ex sessions at The Signature Medical Spa (a $4,000 value).
The Signature Medical Spa's board-certified physician, Dr. Emily Helm, and a staff of trained technicians battle bulk with Lipo-Ex, a noninvasive procedure that requires no incisions. The procedure uses advanced technology to usher fat from the body naturally. Patients can shed fat and cellulite from faces, torsos, buttocks, and thighs, and Lipo-Ex's subterranean reach can safely eject fat from susceptible organs that lack the fists or motorcycle-gang memberships necessary for defending themselves.
Each session lasts about 45–60 minutes, and an eight-session package can beget a discernible reduction in body circumference, depending on the size and number of areas being treated. For example, the belly, neck, love handles, or face require eight sessions, and the arms, buttocks, or thighs receive four sessions. Since it requires no recovery time, Lipo-Ex allows patients to quickly return to their offices or paused trumpet solos.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
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When she isn’t saving lives through emergency medicine, Dr. Emily Helm, with the help of a licensed medical aesthetician, is saving the appearances of her clients at The Signature Medical Spa. She spot-treats and slims down problem areas using Lipo-Ex radio-frequency energy, which shrinks fat cells in the arms, thighs, abdomen, and waist. Aside from fighting fat, she fights aging with injectables, peels, and facials that exfoliate and soothe the skin and provide up to 75 minutes of alibi time.