A laser is like a zamboni for your face, buffing you smooth for a pick-up hockey match. Today's Groupon readies your body-rink for action: for $115, you get three laser hair-removal treatments (up to a $1,125 value) at The Skin Spa of Newnan Dermatology.
The friendly, helpful staff at The Skin Spa rely on Star Trekkable equipment for all their aesthetic skin treatments. Laser hair-removal uses pinpointed light to infiltrate your flesh-fortress and sear the dark pigment of the hair follicle at its root—destroying it completely. As you relax in the warmly lit environment of the Newnan Dermatology clinic, which keeps a board-certified nurse practitioner on-site, The Skin Spa's crew will meticulously deforest hirsute areas such as the abdomen ($225), the Brazilian bikini line ($300), or the underarms ($100). Men, meanwhile, can target back hair ($375) and beard fuzz ($175), though not the impure thoughts that cause them. Because hair grows in cycles and long-lasting hair loss often takes up to full six sessions, you can purchase two of today's Groupon.