What You'll Get
The Tooth Fairy is a burglarizing fetishist specializing in black-market ivory trade, and she must be stopped. Today’s Groupon helps keep teeth in mouths and out of the hands of maniacal, winged phantasms: for $149, new patients get a routine cleaning (a $98 value), a panographic x-ray (a $119 value), an exam (a $52 value), and an at-home, customized teeth-whitening kit (a $375 value) from The Smile Shop. The Smile Shop is located in Newtown, about 30 minutes northeast of downtown Philadelphia. This dental deal will not affect any yearly insurance benefits.
During a routine cleaning, chompers will say ta-ta to tartar as The Smile Shop's trained staff of tooth-techs gives grins a thorough scrub and polish, like cuspid carnival workers hosing down enamel elephants. A thorough examination will also be administered to see how the mouth's pearly gates are progressing. Meanwhile, a panographic x-ray safely and comfortably captures the soul of the smile—along with all of the secrets stored away in its dental dungeons—allowing for a comprehensive overview of the teeth and jaw. Also included in this package is a 10- to 14-day teeth-whitening kit to take home, complete with gel-filled trays made from a mold of the patient's chewin' cogs.
Using a friendly chairside manner, a patient-focused approach to tooth-tending, and state-of-the-art facilities, The Smile Shop's Dr. John Granados has kept healthy anti-frowns on the faces of Bucks County residents for more than 30 years. Call The Smile Shop to schedule your dental date with Destiny (the hygienist who will prep you for Dr. Granados).
Patients must be 18 or older.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 30, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. May purchase multiple as gifts. New clients only, 18 years of age and over. By appointment only. 48-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.