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The licensed aestheticians at Tan du Soleil Day Spa deploy skills gleaned from more than 10 years of experience to evict unwanted strands from delicate skin. A soothing pretreatment preps the skin's sensitive southern hemisphere for hair removal, hydrating the epidermis and promising to buy it an ice-cream cone after the appointment. Technicians also temporarily dampen the skin's sensation with a numbing cream. Each session takes approximately 30 minutes, leaving patrons with time left in their day to shop for a bathing suit or write a play about a talking dog struggling to understand his place in the universe.