The brain and spinal cord comprise a bulk of “the nervous system,” a network so named for its propensity to make shifty glances and fake sick minutes before regional dance contests. Pacify a panicky posterior with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get a chiropractic exam, x-rays, spinal adjustment, and one-hour massage (a $184 value) at The Spine Center Chiropractic, with three Louisville locations.
The Spine Center Chiropractic's musculoskeletal magicians provide comprehensive spinal adjustments, massage therapy, and wellness education aimed toward soothing and strengthening weary soul sacks. First, clients discuss health history and current vertebrae vexations during a chiropractic exam ($114), which includes x-rays that pinpoint painful perpetrators. The flipside specialists then perform any necessary adjustments, realigning postures damaged from years of bending over backwards for tyrannical circus directors. Knotted muscles from head to hip are then untangle with a 60-minute massage ($70). Call ahead to schedule an appointment.
You have the right to rescind within 72 hours any obligation to pay for services performed in addition to this free discounted service.