What You'll Get
Physicists estimate that 47% of the energy in the universe is stored in stars, and the other 98% rages inside human children. Release your child's unyielding cosmic energy with today's Groupon to The Sports Place in Blauvelt. Choose from the following options:
- For $75, you get the GloPutt mini-golf package, which includes four one-day unlimited GloPutt mini-golf passes, a 30-minute batting-cage or basketball-court rental with no player limit, four double fountain drinks or slushies, four double ice-cream treats with unlimited toppings, two premium platinum goody bags, and a sports gift (up to a $173.90 total value).
- For $75, you get the batting-cage or basketball-court rental package, which includes a 60-minute batting-cage or basketball-court rental with no player limit, four triple fountain drinks or slushies, and four triple ice-cream treats with unlimited toppings (up to a $139 total value).
- For $47, you get the unlimited mini-golf and inflatable playground package, which includes a one-day unlimited mini-golf pass, admission to the inflatable playground, a double fountain drink or slushie, a double ice-cream treat with unlimited toppings, a premium platinum goody bag, a sling bag, T-shirt, and sports gift (up to an $85.35 total value).
The mirth-mages at The Sports Place blend mini golf, batting cages, basketball courts, inflatable playgrounds, and frozen treats into an eldritch brew of family-friendly fun. The GloPutt mini-golf course comes packed with motorized obstacles designed to light up the faces and giggleplexes of any child. Tiny Ted Williamses can test their mettle in one of 17 hardball and softball batting cages, while dribbling kings can preside over two full basketball courts. With no limit on the number of players, the entire family can partake in games of P.I.G., H.O.R.S.E., or B.L.U.E.-F.O.O.T.E.D. B.O.O.B.Y. Meanwhile, the inflatable playground, open Tuesday through Sunday, provides amateur acrobats with space to flip and tumble, dive down mega-slides, and scale slumbering dragons.
Ice-cream and fountain sodas replace electrolytes lost during furious laser-tag duels; refuel with unlimited toppings and mix-ins at The Sports Place's snack bar. Also slinging free sports gifts and goody bags, the Sports Place is a veritable Pleasure Island, minus the threat of donkey transformation.
Although The Sports Place sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 5 per person, may buy multiples as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must use in 1 visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.