Teaching a man how to fish will feed him for a lifetime; teaching a fish how to man will help it land the fish roles in live-action The Little Mermaid sequels. Get closer to the sea with today's Groupon: for $22, you get a four-hour deep-sea-fishing trip (up to a $40 value) and rod and reel rental (a $3 value) from Starlight Fleet in Wildwood Crest, New Jersey (up to a $43 total value).

The 70-foot Starlight, a member of Starlight Fleet, keeps patrons comfortably afloat as they scour the deep seas for gilled game. During the four-hour fishing excursion to Cape May and the Wildwoods, up to 149 passengers can relax in the enclosed lounges, soak in the sun’s rays on the sundeck, or fling rod-affixed hooks at the water to catch a fish or recover a grilled-cheese sandwich. Expert and novice fishers alike can use the included fishing instructions, bait, and fish bags to lure, seize, and take home schools of finned water cattle or bait-filled bags. Fuel your fish hunting with your own food and beverages, an item from the ship’s snack bar, or low-carb gulps of refreshing ocean air. Starlight's deep-sea hunts are scheduled to take off three times per day, at 8 a.m., 1 p.m., and 7 p.m.