What You'll Get
The invention of the sweater rendered body hair obsolete, except as a fibrous material for knitting said sweaters. Peel off a hairy layer with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get a Brazilian body sugaring (a $60 value) at The Sugar Cube in Waterloo. The Sugar Cube holistically de-hairs the hirsute with all-natural body sugaring. Unlike wax, which can contain chemicals and is administered at lava-like temperatures, the fully biodegradable sugar paste only contains sugar, lemon, and water, is applied at lukewarm or room temperatures for comfort, and is later made into lemonade for lovable child pickpockets. The technique also removes hairs in the direction of growth instead of against it, eliminating breakage that can lead to stubble and ingrown hairs. Skin is exfoliated and re-growth rendered softer and lighter with each saccharine session. While today’s Groupon is good for a Brazilian, buyers can apply its value toward an upgrade and pay the difference; check out the Sugar Cube's lists of men’s and women’s services for pricing.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 10, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Valid for upgrades. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.