Real life differs from the Olympics in that pole-vaulting is not considered a skill, and being bronzed is more valuable than being silvered. Win your skin with today's Groupon to The Tan Company on East Battlefield Street and North Glenstone Avenue. Choose between the following options:
- For $15, you get one month of unlimited tanning (a $35 value).
- For $25, you get two Mystic HD spray tans (a $50 value).
The Tan Company's experienced tanning staff gilds complexions with five levels of UV tanning and UV-free Mystic HD spray tans. One month of unlimited bronzing grants customers access to tanning beds glowing with UV casting lamps that inspire melanin levels to spike higher than one's self-esteem after earning a doctorate in balloon-animal crafting. Alternatively, clients can deepen complexions by up to six shades following the first of two Mystic HD spray tans. After customers step into a private booth, a warm, moisturizing DHA spray evenly coats their physique in a bronzifying marinade that lights up skin like a microwaved paperclip in one to four hours.
Mystic HD spray tanning is only available at the East Battlefield Street location.
The Tan Company
Formerly the St. Louis Tan Company, The Tan Company opted for a more general name after it expanded from its first salons in Missouri. While he established locations in other states, owner Todd Beckman stuck to the business model that had attracted his initial surge of customers: several different tanning levels in one clean, welcoming space. Today, Tan Company locations feature beds, booths, and products from multiple leading brands, including MysticTan and Australian Gold.