Like ripened fruits, people with healthy-colored skin tend to spend less time loitering in orchards and are more likely to get picked up at the grocery store. Catch the eye of passing orangutans with today’s Groupon for The Tannery, located in north Fresno. Choose one of two options:
- For $7, you get a European tanning session in an Ultrabronz bed (a $29 value).
- For $20, you get a spray tan from a certified airbrush technician (a $45 value).
If you've recently decided to begin a mystical journey to the land of the Base Tan peoples or you want to maintain your permanent khakis, opt for a tanning session in one of The Tannery's Ultrabronz beds. Using the 99% pure UVA rays of a high-pressure tanning system, a European session has been shown to tint your body to basal brazenness faster than traditional beds and to maintain your current tone with shorter tan times and a longer-lasting gilding. Ultrabronz beds have also been shown to eliminate the smell of chewing tobacco and umpire sweat that frequently results from tanning at the ballpark.
For an immediate faux-bronzing, go deep to receive a professionally delivered spray tan. A certified airbrusher will custom-mix a flattering shade of golden canned tan and then carefully blast it all over your body, leaving you smooth, sleek, and bronze. Hand-applied tans eliminate streaking, running, tan wrinkles, uneven tones, and secret binary messages frequently embedded by disgruntled tanning-booth computers. Challenge the glow of the sun with your own outer light with a tansperience from The Tannery.
Tanning-bed users must be 18 or older. Appointments preferred.
The Tannery’s staff strives to imbue clients with the appearance of having just left the beach. Behind chocolate-colored curtains, clients with warm, bronzed skin slip from traditional tanning beds, which are pleasantly free of the seashore’s sand and piles of filthy ukuleles. High-pressure Matrix and European beds can build base tans in as few as three or four sessions, respectively. A further walk down the gold-colored hallway reveals an airbrush-tanning studio, where a staffer selects a shade according to each patron’s skin tone. The team draws on its Smart Tan certification when outlining tanning plans, whether clients are in search of long-lasting or temporary color.