What You'll Get
Without furniture, homes would feel empty on the inside and be forced to boost their self-esteem by wearing provocative siding and bullying smaller homes. Protect fragile domestic egos with today's Groupon: for $75, you get $200 toward teak furniture at The Teak Patio in Palo Alto.
The Teak Patio designs and imports its own line of outdoor furniture using high-quality woods and a closely monitored construction process. Fashioned from high-quality timber free of knots and uneven coloring, all Teak Patio timber is thoroughly dried in a kiln oven to reduce cracking and warping and then machine-cut to ensure precision. The Teak Patio then fashions its durable teak pieces using precise mortise-and-tenon joinery techniques, sanding each wood surface three times to increase its aerodynamics. Bedeck backyards with a five-position reclining chair ($359.20) or gather around a 60-inch outdoor dinner table ($1,276) to discuss whether mayonnaise or mustard makes a better adhesive when constructing a 60-inch sandwich.
The Teak Patio also carries an extensive line of recliners ($351+), benches ($479+), and bar-height tables and chairs ($316+). As a part of its unique woodworking process, The Teak Patio also plants two to three trees for every one that it harvests, helping to ensure a sustainable timber supply for future generations of craftsmen and toothpick whittlers.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 28, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid in-store only. Valid only for in-stock items. Not valid toward cushions, umbrellas, bases and Semco products, stain, or services. Extra fee for delivery. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.