After properly cooking a lobster, its once-brown exoskeleton turns bright red, letting chefs know that it's both ready to serve and profoundly embarrassed for showing up without pants. Make a meal of deliciously mortified seafood with today's Groupon to The Top of the Reef, with locations in Orange Park and Green Cove Springs. Choose between the following options:

• For $7, you get $15 worth of seafood lunch.
• For $15, you get $30 worth of seafood dinner.
  
  

The Top of the Reef plunges diners into dual menus of water-borne dinners and afternoon repasts. Dinner starters, such as the freshly shucked oysters ($7.95–$9.95) or the deep-fried calamari ($5.95), prepare diners to delve further into undersea fare from the dinner menu. The grilled or blackened salmon fillet ($15.95) and deviled crab crakes ($12.95) provide a protein alternative to eating land-dwelling fish, while the broiled twin lobster tails (market price) impress guests by finishing each other's sentences. Lunch options include Cajun fried shrimp ($6.95), fingerling catfish ($6.75), and fried clam strips ($6.25).