Finding a newspaper on your doorstep is preferable to finding unmarked babies or bottles of milk that have been sweating in the sun. Clog your porch with newspaper to prevent baby drop-offs with today's Groupon: for $15, you get a six-month subscription to the Saturday edition of the Toronto Star (a $37.42 value). Delivery is only available within the greater Toronto region, which includes most areas in Toronto, York, Peel, and Durham.

The most-read newspaper in Canada, the Toronto Star divulges the details of planet earth's most tellable tales, and the Saturday edition regales readers with the week's most compelling happenings and topics. Absorb the entertainment world through ink-inspired osmosis; traverse the travel section for vicarious vacationing; and perform dramatic readings of business pieces to out-of-touch investors and nonplussed puppies. The sports section supplies the information needed to maintain respectable bro-status, and international news, like an expert lobotomist, scours the world's gray matter for the most interesting bits of inner and outer lobe.

The Toronto Star has been keeping tabs on the GTA, Canada, and the world for more than a century, and original publisher Joseph E. Atkinson harnessed the publication's success to develop charities that help support less-privileged children. The tradition continues today, as does the Star's peerless commitment to accuracy, sophistication, and local and national news.