In a world without adults, taxes would have to file themselves, and the president, by default, would be a stack of dogs wearing a long overcoat. Celebrate your adulthood with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of lingerie, adult toys and accessories at The Velvet Lily.
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The Velvet Lily's staffers stock their classy boutique with safe and innovative products, cultivating an educational environment for sensual fun that earned a feature in the Philadelphia Weekly's Guide to Erotic Gifts and Better Than Best listings. Patrons can peruse a plethora of lingerie ensembles, such as the black and fuchsia Oh La La Cheri Daniella Chemis and G-String ($46), which permits wearers to feel both dapper and flatteringly underdressed. For playful bedroom rendezvous, Shunga Erotic body paints ($14), equipped with a special brush for goosebump-inducing strokes, dapple physiques with edible chocolate ruffs similar to those worn by Elizabethan Keebler elves. Lelo's Flickering Touch Massage Candle ($29) melts into a velveteen blend of all-natural soy wax, shea butter and apricot-kernel oil for romantic kneads, and an Incognito Lipstick Vibe ($27) releases discreet but powerful quivers from within its cosmetic disguise. The Velvet Lily's customers enjoy free parking in one of three nearby private lots.