After navigating floating platform staircases, dodging living-room-level bosses, and searching for randomly appearing bathroom keys, most homeowners come to regret purchasing houses built by video-game designers. Today's Groupon offers respite from the chaos: for $99, you get a one-night stay at the Warwick Melrose Hotel (up to a $209 value), a Four Diamond AAA–awarded facility located in the heart of downtown. Groupon holders also get a 50% discount on valet parking and 10% off at the hotel's Landmark Restaurant.
The Warwick Melrose Hotel offers luxurious rooms and top-notch concierge service to out-of-towners and overtaxed Texans looking for a place to hang their hat. Today's deal secures slumberers a traditional king room, many of which feature rich brocade curtains and bedclothes, gilded hardwood furniture, and delicate marble floors. Guests looking to get the most out of the room's many amenities can use the complimentary hair dryer to dry a love letter written on the executive-style writing desk while wrapped in a full-length terry-cloth robe, before taking in a little cable programming and locking up room-service leftovers in the safe. The hotel is a smoke-free environment, meaning lungs will be healthy and strong enough to make use of the complimentary fitness center.
Located just 25 minutes from Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport, the Warwick Melrose Hotel's friendly and attentive staff will ensure a relaxing and comfortable stay whether you choose to book a traditional room or upgrade to a suite ($25 additional cost). This offer includes minimal blackout dates, upping the likelihood of scoring a room for the much-anticipated H. Ross Perot look-alike conference at the Dallas Convention Center. Reservations are required, and rooms and rates are subject to availability.
The 10% discount at Landmark does not include alcohol. Deal not valid on blackout dates: October 8, November 2–4, December 7–8, December 31, January 10–11, and January 21.