For centuries mankind has envied pizza dough and wondered how we too could be kneaded to relaxed, savory states without paying for the luxury of being escorted via wooden paddle to a Sicilian brick oven. Toast your stress and melt your anxiety with today’s Groupon. For $19, you get a 30-day membership (a $39.95 value) to the Waterfall Relaxation Center in Sacramento. A 30-day long sojourn at the Waterfall bathes bodies and brains in a stress-relieving cascade of soothing spa treatments. Once you’ve donned comfy cozy robes and slippers, your overwrought outer layers can bliss out with up to four hours of spa time per visit, as the Waterfall’s professional pamperers tame tension with mini-massages, hot reflexology treatments, warm Japanese mineral foot soaks, heated neck wraps, moisturizing treatment for hands and feet, and more. Massage and reflexology treatments will only take place once during your membership, but you’ll have free rein of all other treatments. For an additional cost, you can also manicure headscapes with add-on services like facials and facial waxing.