What You'll Get
A long-winded college professor invented lasers after growing tired of having bored students shine flame throwers in his face. Benefit from his brainchild with today's Groupon: for $149, you get two lipo laser treatment sessions at The Way to Optimal Health Wellness Center in Northbrook (a $530 value).
The Way To Optimal Health Wellness Center's noninvasive targeted treatment attacks specific hideouts of fat cells and poor self-image. The clinic's holistic approach incorporates individual counseling to improve patient nutrition and lifestyle, as well as pre- and post-lipo body measurements to document results. During the 30-minute laser session, a technician will employ a subdermal laser to liquidate fatty cells faster than microscopic mattress-store inventory. Afterward, patients take a soothing 10-minute spin on the center's total-body vibration platform to help roust lethargic lipids and assist in inch loss or cellulite reduction.
Inch reducers of all builds can undergo the procedure, which focuses its light energy on one rebellious region of the body such as the abdomen, back, thighs, or unsightly fedora. Although two sessions may improve skin and body tone, fat-fighting experts recommend a course of at least nine sessions for best results. Lipo laser is not advisable for pregnant mothers, cancer patients, or epileptics.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 5, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. 48-hour cancellation notice required. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.