Dirty clothes are traditionally worn only by grungy rock stars, vagabonds, and royals pretending to be "regular people" for the purpose of understanding life outside castle walls. If you don't fit into one of these categories, pick up today's Groupon: for $24, you get $50 worth of dry-cleaning services at WetCleaner. WetCleaner only tosses water and nontoxic, biodegradable detergents at garments—everything from wool to silk, jackets, and bedcovers can be thoroughly de-grimed, eco-friendly-style. Freshen up a two-piece suit ($22) or wash your cashmere sweater before its buttons strike for better smells ($10.50). Pick-up and delivery are free, although customers are welcome to drop off their duds at any of the three different locations.
Victoria News readers named WetCleaner Victoria's Best Dry Cleaner in 2010.