Locally sourced cheese is always preferable to moon cheese, which was found to have dangerously high levels of Buzz Aldrin's brain waves. Enjoy a fresh, earthbound meal with today's Groupon: for $30, you get $60 worth of upscale seasonal fare at The Windjammer Inn in Port Stanley.

The Windjammer Inn indulges stomachs and eyes alike, dishing up local, organic cuisine in a restored home built in 1854. The restaurant's menu selections are based on picks from both the local farmers’ network and the inn's on-site garden, a more reliably delicious method of dining than bobbing-for-entrees or magick. Weekend brunches awaken appetites by offering up treats such as german apple pancakes with chantilly cream and local maple syrup ($10.50) or a basket of freshly baked scones with homemade preserves ($6.25). Lunchtime highlights include crêpes normandy, in which buckwheat crêpes swaddle chicken, bacon, and shitake mushrooms ($13), and the penetrable fortifications of golden puff pastry surrounding the fisherman's pie ($14). Take dinner to a new level of ripe refinement with palate-preppers such as bison tenderloin carpaccio ($14), or engage in tongue warfare with entrees such as the chevre- and spinach-stuffed chicken breast in a roasted-red-pepper sauce ($24).

The Windjammer Inn's restaurant boasts polished hardwood floors, white tablecloths, and sea-foam walls, creating an upscale experience worthy of monocle-clad penguin royalty. Traditional embellishments such as a fireplace and windows in every wall nook remind patrons of The Inn's long history of hospitality. Dine indoors or sit on the shaded patio to enjoy Lake Erie's peaceful breezes.