What You'll Get
Habitual coffee drinkers tend to live longer due to the caffeine from vampire coffee-bean bites, making it impossible to get eternal rest. Stay forever awake with today's Groupon: for $10, you get a $20 worth of bistro fare and drinks at The Wired Monk. Choose from five locations:
Catering to thirsty lips and empty stomachs, Wired Monk boasts a menu full of caffeinated beverages and delectable light meal options. Beat morning moodiness back into hibernation with hearty breakfast sandwiches and bagels, such as the bountiful breakfast bagel bedecked with egg, cheddar, ham, and tomato ($5.35), or rise like obedient dough to freshly made scones and muffins. For lunchtime noshes with brawn, choose the chicken-cheddar-chutney panini ($8.95) or the fully stacked mediterranean-veggie sandwich ($7.95).
Hot signature drinks warm body and brains with offerings such as the Monk macchiato ($3.40–$4.70), the butterscotch latte ($3.40–$4.70), or the Lethal Buzz, a beverage made by slingshot-toting bumblebees ($2.25–$3.25). Eternal seekers of cool can opt for iced drinks, such as blended frappuccinos ($3.50–$4.95), shaken iced coffee ($2.10-$3.10), or real-fruit smoothies ($3.50–$4.95).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 29, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for location purchased. Valid toward alcohol. Dine-in only. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.