Like a potato, if the human body is not properly mashed and moisturized, it will never be used for anything more than a science-project battery. Make sure your body is properly fluffed and buttered with today's soothing Groupon: for $49, you get a 30-minute vitamin boost facial (a $45 value) and a 60-minute relaxational massage (a $60 value) at The Yew Tree Spa Boutique, located on Dundas Street. If you like, you can choose to redeem this Groupon over multiple visits to the spa.

The Yew Tree Spa Boutique's experienced aestheticians skillfully calm ruffled muscles and forlorn faces using natural and environmentally friendly facial and body products. The 30-minute vitamin boost facial uses the power of vitamins to outrun oxidants trying to wreak havoc on innocent faces. After toxins are sent to the dark side, skin resumes a youthful glow akin to a radioactive puppy. The relaxational massage nullifies tension between you and your muscles, opening a floodgate of communication that results in promises to stop accusing each other of neglect.

Oversized comfy chairs, white draping, and a crystalline chandelier add a touch of comfortable class to The Yew Tree's space, like an instructional course on napping. The friendly aestheticians will work to ensure your experience at The Yew Tree Spa Boutique is as relaxing as an evening spent popping bubble wrap.

Reviews

The Yew Tree Spa Boutique was featured by the Free Press:

• Put it all together, and you have a sophisticated, elegant space, that manages to be private and intimate while still having plenty of open spaces. Already, the spa has played host to groups of women who have rented the entire space on a Saturday for a private spa day with their friends – Christopher Clark, Free Press