Mediterranean civilizations invented many lasting concepts, developing astronomy to explain the cosmos and democracy to equally divide lamb kebabs. Split a skewer with today's Groupon: for $15, you get a meal for two at Theo’s Cafe in Montclair (up to a $30.91 total value). A meal includes:
- Two burgers, sandwiches, or salads (up to an $8.99 value each)
- Two sides (up to a $3.99 value each)
- One appetizer (up to a $4.95 value)
Theo’s Cafe welcomes customers to a comfortable eatery and the wafting aromas of Greek-infused fare grilling to perfection. The menu features multitudinous custom-crafted burgers such as the signature Theo’s Special, which packs a brick of feta cheese between two patties and a sesame-seed bun ($5.25). Those who'd rather chew through a non-burger can sic their teeth on the teriyaki chicken sandwich, which slathers a tasty fillet in tangy sauce ($3.99), and salad fans can crunch into the greek salad with fish, a dish that injects the flavors of the sea into a bed of lettuce, cucumber, olives, feta cheese, and tidbits of pita ($8.99).
Theo's complements its entrees with a copious selection of sides including the feta fries, a Mediterranean twist on cheese-covered accompaniments ($3.99), and appetizers such as the spanakopita, traditional flaky phyllo dough housing a mass of spinach and melted feta ($4.95). Theo's dining room presents casual seating arrangements with yellow booths, tables, and Aristophanes's favorite recliner. Wood paneling hugs the walls, and small flowers reside between the salt and pepper shakers.