What You'll Get
Metamorphoses usually result in winged beauties, but they can occasionally beget sofa-sized cockroaches and pop albums expressing the rocky transition to womanhood. Curl up in a cocoon lacking any transformational properties with today's Groupon: for $75, you get three body wraps at Therapeutic Body Work in Turlock (a $150 value). This Groupon can be used over multiple visits.
Experienced serenity savants at Therapeutic Body Work have been holistically healing people for 27 years, as well as helping fitness finders hone in on overall health. The detoxifying body wrap burritos waste-fraught frames in a warm, cozy comfort cavern. Mollified mummies forget all about ancient-pyramid property disputes as they indulge in a tranquility-tendering treatment designed to expunge toxins, purge inches of pudge, and decrease edema. The skeletal swaddle's rich aloe infusion nourishes parched epidermises, and the snug wrap's gentle pressure elicits reactions in the lymphatic and circular systems that can bolster traffic flow on blood boulevards without so much as one road-rage-inspired expletive. Pampering professionals can measure midsections before and after treatment to track bulge-blasting progress.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 4, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Redeemable across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.