What You'll Get
Without massages, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $35 for one 60-minute Swedish massage (a $70 value)
- $49 for one 90-minute Swedish massage (a $100 value)
- $99 for three 60-minute Swedish massages (a $210 value)
- $125 for three 90-minute Swedish massages (a $300 value)
Alicia Powell, 11749
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 29, 2015. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.