In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today’s Groupon to Therapeutic Massage by Lisa Reed at the Absolute Wellness Group. Choose from the following options:
- For $17, you get a 30-minute prenatal massage (up to a $35 value).
- For $17, you get a 30-minute therapeutic massage (up to a $35 value).
- For $29, you get a 60-minute therapeutic massage (up to a $65 value).<p>
Licensed massage therapist Lisa Reed manipulates muscles with holistic, tailored treatments that melt stress and expunge corporeal aches and pains. Before designing each massage recipe, Reed first interviews clients about their health history, specific areas of concern, and particularly delicate temporary tattoos. Expectant mothers relax with full belly support atop comfortable pillows and bolsters as Reed dances her fingers and palms gently across stressed bodies to reduce anxiety and relieve bothersome swelling. Custom kneading sessions lasting 30 or 60 minutes nurse injuries, soothe away stress, and defuse lingering pain from motorcycle-jousting tournaments. After their massage session, clients can spoil themselves with an additional 15 or 30 minutes ($15–$30 extra, not included).
Though Therapeutic Massage by Lisa Reed sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
1519 N 3rd St.
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania 17102