After a long day of besieging steppe settlements, the Mongol hordes liked to kick back with a vigorous massage, a copy of the Daily Khan, and a nice warm glass of fermented yak’s milk. Conquer your own serenity with today’s Groupon to Therapeutic Professional Group in Tuscaloosa. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get a 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (up to a $75 value).
- For $67, you get two 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massages (up to a $150 value).
The muscle menders at Therapeutic Professional Group draw on a combined 16 years of experience as they ease aches and pains with 60-minute massages. Swedish massage therapy relaxes muscles and improves circulation with rolling, kneading, and percussive motions eased along the back. Fingers apply firmer pressure during a deep-tissue massage that releases chronic tension caused by alignment issues, past injuries, or high-fiving Hulk Hogan. Deep-tissue therapy also aims to release toxins trapped in tissues deep beneath the epidermis. Two sessions allow bodies to return a second time to revisit their blissful state of relaxation without a passport or goat-powered luggage cart.
Beth at Therapeutic Professional Group
Beth Murphy, muscle mender at Therapeutic Professional Group, draws on years of experience as she eases aches and pains with several different styles of massage. She and other devoted therapists cultivate serenity during a 30-minute scalp or hand-and-foot massage, and further exorcises stress with a Swedish massage instead of handing out a suitcase of counterfeit money. Deep-tissue massages delve into more intensive muscular therapy, and pregnant women can glean much-deserved relief during a 30- or 60-minute prenatal massage.