What You'll Get
Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of back bliss with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour therapeutic massage (a $60 value) at Therapy Kneads, located on North Park Place.
Therapy Kneads' staff of muscle maestros coaxes the stress from tired and taut shoulders using a spectrum of massage modalities. A fully trained and certified therapist will tailor a gentle back attack to each body's level of tenseness and frequency of participation in Strongman competitions. Breathe deeply as highly trained hands caress the spine and appease tendons with a number of massages—including Swedish, neuromuscular, deep tissue, acupressure, and myofascial—and certain moisturizing essential oils at no additional charge.
Boost relaxation, circulation, and limbo victories with the aid of the one-hour therapeutic massage, which leaves backs more relaxed than a soggy french fry. Afterward, schedule a follow-up appointment on the same day as your massage, and get $5 off the next full-price treatment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 14, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.