$30 for a One-Hour Therapeutic Massage at Therapy Kneads ($60 Value)

Therapy Kneads

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What You'll Get

Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of back bliss with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour therapeutic massage (a $60 value) at Therapy Kneads, located on North Park Place.

Therapy Kneads' staff of muscle maestros coaxes the stress from tired and taut shoulders using a spectrum of massage modalities. A fully trained and certified therapist will tailor a gentle back attack to each body's level of tenseness and frequency of participation in Strongman competitions. Breathe deeply as highly trained hands caress the spine and appease tendons with a number of massages—including Swedish, neuromuscular, deep tissue, acupressure, and myofascial—and certain moisturizing essential oils at no additional charge.

Boost relaxation, circulation, and limbo victories with the aid of the one-hour therapeutic massage, which leaves backs more relaxed than a soggy french fry. Afterward, schedule a follow-up appointment on the same day as your massage, and get $5 off the next full-price treatment.

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Sep 14, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Therapy Kneads

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