What You'll Get
Regularly monitoring your health can help prevent future issues such as falling in love with a Chia pet only to find that you’re allergic to its dander. Prevent herb-induced heartbreak with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get a health-testing package at Therapy - State of the Art Wellness Care, valid at the Portland and The Dalles locations (a $230 total value). The package includes:
- Nutrition-response testing (a $150 value)
- Allergy testing (an $80 value)
Dr. Kevin Misenheimer calls upon an education in kinesiology and experience as a chiropractor to take a holistic look at health by assessing allergies and nutritional deficits in a spa-like atmosphere at Therapy - State of the Art Wellness Care. First, Dr. Misenheimer explores health backstories for up to 90 minutes, enlisting nutrition-response testing (NRT) to pinpoint pitfalls on the way to wellness. NRT grants relief to the chronically ailing by investigating neurological reflexes and acupuncture points through noninvasive, organ-specific checks. After ferreting out internal assailants such as toxins, parasites, infection, nutritional shortages, and swallowed G.I. Joe figurines, the doctor tailors a dietary program, including any necessary supplements, to each patient.
The FDA-approved, noninvasive BAX 3000 tends to allergy-induced discomfort. The device emits digitalized clones of more than 100,000 food, environmental, and chemical irritants in the form of radio frequencies that make contact with clients. A medically savvy computer registers and catalogs the body’s reaction to each allergen, safely honing in on offending irritants and then offering its personal opinion in binary code. Results from the procedure can be used to help treat ailments such as IBS and fibromyalgia, as well as other chronic health conditions. Allergy treatment is not included with today’s Groupon.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 28, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 5 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required or fee up to Groupon price may apply. New clients only. Must complete medical history form before appointment. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Northwest Vitality Center
Inside this total health emporium, Northwest Vitality Center's wellness professionals call upon their experience to take a holistic look at health in a spa-like atmosphere. The staff employs the latest wellness exams and oversized magnifying glasses to investigate the cause behind each client's symptoms, enlisting nutrition-response testing. Supervised weight-loss programs integrate customized meal plans with treatment of the thyroid, hypothalamus, adrenal glands, and other internal systems that affect metabolism. Super-hydration therapy aims to provide relief from inflammation, sluggish energy, and digestive issues using the power of oxygenated alkaline water.