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What You'll Get
Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today's Groupon for slimming Zerona laser treatments at either the Dallas or Euless location of Thin Centers MD. Choose from the following options:
- For $399, you get three treatments (a $1,000 value).
- For $599, you get six treatments (a $2,000 value).
- For $799, you get nine treatments (a $3,000 value).
The trained staffers at each Thin Centers MD locale endeavor to wash unwanted fat from bodies by bathing them in FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During sessions, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistlines, backs, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue. The disintegrated lipid depots are then absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through a natural detoxification process and complex system of water slides. The noninvasive treatment does not require any recovery time, and patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine, and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.
The Fine Print
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About Thin Centers MD
Anthony Capasso, a board-certified doctor of internal medicine, has channeled his more than 15 years of experience treating weight-related ailments into developing medication-free approaches to weight loss at Thin Centers MD. At each location, clients start their medical weight-loss regimens with an initial consultation that uses various health metrics—including medical history and a blood evaluation—to determine which approach fits them best. Dr. Capasso’s diets come tailored to various lifestyles, ranging from those that work for avid cooks to diets for people with hectic schedules. Each of the programs can also be enhanced with the fat-melting technology of an FDA-approved Zerona laser. Weekly follow-up visits with the medical staff help patients track their weight-loss progress, stamp their diet journal with the words “Private—This Means You, Mom,” and make any necessary changes to their program.